Anonymous:
top 3 places you've made sex

  1. oh dayyumm the couch
  2. oh ehheheh he he. i so naughty. heh he
  3. that was one hot ride. (heh)

Anonymous:
random question time! what is your favorite pattern? what is the name of your oldest niece? what is your favorite ice cream flavor? circles or squares?

Pattern: floral

Oldest niece: dont have any

Ice cream flavor: medieval madness

circles or squares: circles

Anonymous:
are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

honestly i didnt know what the movie was till right meow. im out of the whole movie scene in college. ill prolly take a gander at it though

Anonymous:
i want to tongue punch your fart box
Anonymous:
the internet is better than your real life.



Anonymous:
you're right :) haha what would you do if a girl started inflating like a huge balloon (like the girl from willy wonka) right in front of you?!

juice her but not before i sing a song and do a little jig

Anonymous:
12

erm he is a derp. nuff said

Anonymous:
what the fuck dude. i followed for cats. where are the cats?

THEY ARE COMING right MEOW

Anonymous:
who but the bee in your bonnet? why are you terrible.

cause i dont know how to deal with my shit. and i end up hurting too many people. ive hurt like 3 people in the last couple of months and im about to add another person to that list….fuck.

Anonymous:
FUCK THA POLICE

Anonymous:
@carissa and lexington. EXACTLY. no one on tumblr knows shit about your life. so things that are inside jokes or harmless to you may make you look unclassy to strangers. unless you dgaf about what people think. however, for what i know you to be...you like to be known as a pretty classy person. whatevs.

i mean that is very true and i should be careful about inside jokes being taken wrong but honestly i dont care what people on the internet who i will never meet think of me. the people that actually know me know that i am not a druggy whore and thats all that matters to me.

Anonymous:
ew wtf did you become? stop posting about being drunk and smoking weed...have some self respect. i'm not saying don't do it because lets face it you're a college student, but atleast be classy about it. nasty.

bahahahahahhaha those are skins references. The show has tons of gifs about drugs and shit cause its well SKins.

Anonymous:
you're cheating with your 40 days, missy.

no im not. technically every sunday you get a break from your lent. so today i get tumblr!

Anonymous:
the eyes of your background kind of look like diseased vaginas.

have you ever seen a vagina?

Anonymous:
70 LONG MINUTES OF TUMBLR BINGE

TUMBLR RAGE!!!!!!